she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
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Music makes the heart glow.
Reading expands our horizons.
Writing lets us explore those horizons.
And photography stills God's creation long enough so we can try to
absorb every detail.
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
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Congratulations! 100th episode of CASTLE
Happy Birthday to Richard Castle!
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omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
OTP
D’awwwww
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Ok WTF is that????
I think this is really messed up. The finale is titled “still”
There is actually NOT a title yet for the season finale. Andrew is still writing it. Still is the extra episode that airs after The Fast & The furriest. Episode 21. This is an April fools joke. COME ON GUYS. Don’t be so gullible.
Hahahahahaha!
THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that shit. But did you know just one cup of spinach is 337% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? Any other skin shit? Spinach to the mother fucking rescue. That shit keeps your skin looking so fresh and so clean, not to mention helping to prevent skin cancer. Spinach is packin these plant-based compounds called “flavonoids” that not only repair damaged skin but also fight multiple types of cancer. Everybody knows I ain’t even fucking playing when it comes to dick cancer, I gotta have my shit in tact.
IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. Studies have shown that combining those supplements with tobacco drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. But then again, smoking drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. So quit that shit and live strong homie.
So you want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? Recipe below for a Thug Kitchen Original:
SPINACH COOLER
Ectoplasm free and Dr. Venkman approved
- 2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)
- 2 frozen bananas
- 1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber
- 4 medium chunks of pineapple
- 1 cup coconut water or tap
- 1/4 cup orange juice
- 1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)
- 6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)
- yields ~20 ounces
Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. If you prefer it a little sweeter, add some more pineapple to that shit. DRINK UP, CHAMP.
For real though, fuck Jamba Juice. Only they could make smoothies as unhealthy as McDonald’s made oatmeal.
OMG thugkitchen made a new post YESSSS :D
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